Sunday, February 27, 2011
Not Feeling So Lucky This Harvest
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Baby Brown Cobra
Tuesday night proved to be more eventful than expected as Liam, Louise and I returned home from a six hour long cricket match (which was only HALF the game as Louise and I, thankfully, persuaded Liam to leave early…) As this was my first night here I was still learning the ins and the outs of our farm house. Situated out along the main road through the vineyards, our place is nothing fancy but chock full of all the amenities that we need to call it home for the remainder of our stay here. With millipedes inching across the floors and the occasional mosquito darting around, I tried my best to relax as best I could while defending my bubble. After de-millipeding the arm chair I eased up a bit and relaxed. My room and bed had been properly searched earlier and I was content to settle in for the night.
Propped up in the living room and in the midst of conversation, Louise draws our attention to an intruder in the room. Just below Liam’s chair, a small brown snake head pops out. Taking care to not disturb it we all retract our legs but remain focused on its whereabouts.
Shit! A snake. Is it poisonous? None of us have a clue. I sit there a moment contemplating our actions as Louise begins shouting at Liam to take control and call for help. Slowly Liam exits the room, but returns quickly to snap a shot.
“Shit, Liam, Go! What if it’s poisonous and bites you!” With that he turns and runs two doors down to ask for help and confirmation of the danger we think we might be in.
During Liam’s call for help, Louise explains the seriousness of this situation to me as I watch on calmly. “It could be two kinds of snakes – both of which are poisonous and deadly if they bite you. If you get bitten by one, the snake venom moves through your blood to your heart and the instant it hits your heart, you die. You have exactly 20 minutes to get a dose of the antivenom to live. The other snake’s venom eats away at your skin cells and kills them one after the other.”
Oh shit, really!?
“Yes, really” Apparently not wanting to scare me, Louise and Liam purposely did not mention the dangers of crossing snakes in our area. But look at this snake, it’s brown – not danger colors like red or orange – so perhaps its just a garden snake?
When Liam returns moments later he is armed with a pitch fork and our neighbor, or savior more like, Jonas, by his side yielding a wooden spear. With caution, Louise lifts the chair towards her and with a quick, brute force Jonas lops the snake in half with the long end of the spear. The snake dies instantly.
“What is it?” We question, “Is it poisonous?”
“Oh, yes” Jonas answers
“Really? Oh god. But do you know what it was?”
“Brown cobra”
Shit!! The reality of the situation sets in. We laugh at our stupidity, and the mortal chances that were just at stake. To think, that if Louise had never spotted the snake lying below Liam’s feet – he could have been bitten by that baby. A baby with no control of its venom and more lethal than a full-grown snake as it would release more venom upon attack. We would have no more than 20 minutes to drive to the nearest hospital, which unfortunately for us is 15 minutes away. So even if we lost no time, our chances of saving Liam would not be good.
But thankfully, the latter was not the case and we are all healthy, alive and ready to start work on Monday. Now I feel I have been properly introduced to the South African farm lands and I will constantly keep my wits about me – even if presented with another cute baby snake. There’s talk of a king cobra roaming the property still, so maybe we’ll be eating a nice brai (or bbq) come harvest ;)
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Outings for the L Team
The breeze blows in one window of my room and sweeps out the other. Whirlng around my body as it enters, I breath in the sweet figgy smell of the neighboring tree – one more week of ripening to go, I expect, and those figs will be ravished by yours truly. With great leisure I relax on my bed, netbook in hand, and download my recent pictures from this week – little tokens of memories that will forever be with me as “my first week in South Africa”. Not bad, yah? Yah, yah. I wish I could capture all that I see, feel, and experience, but I cannot. My pictures don’t do this adventure justice, so with words I try my best to explain.
(Unfortunately not all of the pictures that I have collected this week are in my possession, so you will have to be patient. Thanks :)
No work has set upon me yet so with pleasure and greed I take advantage of my endless days and nights by sleeping well, soaking in the sun, enjoying a bloody mary here and there, and exploring the surrounding wine regions, beaches and towns.
Last night was my first “official” night out, in terms of staying out past 11pm and witnessing “Tonight’s Gonna be a Good Night” blaring on the dance floor, while drunken teens celebrate their respective best-nights-ever. Right, so to set the stage a bit more, I should mention that this Friday night I found myself in Stellenbosch, the nearby college town, rather than in my own living room killing brown cobras…. A stark difference for sure, but more of that later. So, surrounded by giddy first years marking the end of their first week of college I sit back and take in this spectacle of a surprising amount of mullets whipping back and forth on the dance floor. Who knew that mullets were all the range (way) down south? My total count for the night was 5, but I aim to beat this number on my next Stellie outing.
Despite my obsession with counting mullets, I had a great time sharing a few drinks with Liam, Louise, their friend Craig, and his friend Jen. With both Craig and Jen as locals to Stellenbosch, I think it is safe to say that the Vrede en Lust “L Team” was in good hands for the night. After a few Castle beers, and a brandy and coke I found myself amoungst those lovely swaying mullets too and was able to show off my handy salsa moves to "pas parle Americano". A good night indeed. Stellenbosch has some amazing bars and I would recommend any college student to study abroad here.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Cape Town
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
PJs and No Job
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Scones for Peace
D’laur’s Apple Cinnamon Scones
Note : Key to good scones, biscuits and pie doughs: Be careful to not over-handle the dough! Unlike doughs made with yeast, these are made with baking powder and require little to NO kneading.
Okay, so now that we have that covered, go out there and get your hands buttery!
Ingredients
2 ½ c cake flour
1 tsp pure vanilla extract ( or 15g sucre vanille)
2 1/8 tsp baking powder (11 g levure chimique)
1/3c sugar
1/3 cup (75 g) cold butter (I used salted, but non-salted works too with an addition of 1/4tsp, 2.5g salt)
1 small golden apple, peeled, cored and sliced into small pieces
1 lemon, squeezed ; 1 Tbsp juice
2 eggs, lightly beaten
2/3 c crème fraiche, heavy cream, or sour cream
1tsp cinnamon and 2 Tbsp sugar for topping
Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C). Place rack in the middle of the oven. Butter and flour round biscuit pan.
Toss apple pieces with lemon to juice and set aside.
Blend flour, sugar, baking powder, (and salt). Cut butter into small pieces and cut into four mixture with 2 knives, a pastry cutter, or my preferable method, with your hands! Stir in apple pieces.
In another bowl, combine cream, beaten eggs and vanilla (if using extract). Set aside approx 2-3 tbsp of mixture for topping, then add the rest to the flour mixture. Stir just until combined. Do not over mix! Pat dough together just until a ball forms. Divide dough into 8 round balls and place in pan, again, be careful to not over-handle each portion. Don’t worry about perfection here, it’s all about the taste and flakiness in the end!
Top each scone with remaining cream and egg mixture and cinnamon/sugar mixture.
Bake 15-20 min. But check after 15min, perhaps they might be done! No? Thought so, why not go dance around your kitchen for the next 5 min? That’s right. Turn up that music, break a move and breath in those sugary fumes…
Don’t get too distracted there! Pop those scones out!
Cool in pan. But why wait? Burn your tongue, it’s worth it! Bon Appetite!